THE JERK PACKAGE ADD - ON by NewEnglandNightlife.com

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*Some Restrictions Do Apply. Call For Details
YOUR VERY OWN VIP HOST INCLUDED
LIMO CONDITION DIRTY

MINUTES LATE

10
RADIO STATION PLAYING STATIC
CHAUFFEURS ATTIRE OUT OF DRESS CODE
DRIVERS DRIVING SKILLS POOR
BALANCE DUE AT PICK UP EXTRA $50 - BUT YOU CAN BURN HIM AFTER YELLING AT HIM
DRIVERS CONDUCT

HORRIBLE

DRIVERS PERSONALITY A REAL JERK
DESTINATION DICKS LAST RESORT
LIMOUSINE THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER ONE YOU WANT
GUARANTEED OVERALL EXPERIENCE PRETTY SAD
CLEANING FEE $1 - FOR NO REASON
JERK FEE $1
BREAKDOWN FEE $1
EXTRA FEE $1
OVERTIME CHARGE $1 - EVEN IF YOU DONT GO OVER
CHAUFFEUR TOAST INCLUDED - BUT CHAUFFEUR WILL ACCIDENTALLY FORGET THE BOTTLE
HIDDEN FEES $1
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PACKAGE DESCIPTION

This package is for all you fun people have a warped sense of humor. Sorta like me. Hi Mom. Anyways, this Jerk Package is the perfect add-on to any limousine package if you want to play a prank on your friend. Our chauffeurs are trained to never let out the secret that this whole thing is a big joke. Until the end of the night - of course. By the way, we think if the chauffeur really does pull this package off good, you should throw him some extra cheddar because its not easy to be a horrible driver, ruin somebodies night out and get humiliated all night. Bottom line... we promise you the worst yet funniest practical joke experience ever. Try it out and enjoy the laughs you will get from the pranks that our staff has gathered together as some really good pranks throughout the night. If you would like to work with your VIP Host and come up with your own set of pranks, let us know. We will work with you for FREE just for old times sake. Actually, scew it, it will cost you an extra $1. Times are tough over here at Celebrity Limousine.


TYPICAL PRANKS
 

Dirty Limousine

 
Limo may have a breakdown
10 Minutes Late
 
Chauffeurs driving is horrible
Not the Limousine you ordered
Chauffeur forgets your champagne
Radio is on static
 
Lots of hidden fees. Approximatly 20
Chauffeur is out of Dress code
Chauffeur gets lost for 30 minutes
Chauffeur doesnt mind his business
The Chauffeur forgets the birthday cake. WTF!
Chauffeur wants to end the night early because he is tired
The radio blows a fuse. On purpose.
Chauffeur calls the birthday person the wrong name all night
Chauffeur tries to solicit clients all night about nonsense.
Chauffeur shows up at the neighbors house
Extra money is due at the pick up. You burn him.
Limo is the wrong size
You burn the chauffeur at the end of the night too.
Garbage is left behind in Limo
 
Your a jerk. He's a jerk. Everyone is a #&^%$ Jerk!

 



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